She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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