If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Never joke about your clitoris.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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