i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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