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wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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