You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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