ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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