Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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