I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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