is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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