I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
areolas are like halos for boobs.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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