he shaved USA in his pubs
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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