Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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