At least make sure they are 18
Why
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
