I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
this hospital has no fireball
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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