i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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