so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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