Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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