He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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