The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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