what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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