Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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