did you get engaged???
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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