They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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