Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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