i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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