Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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