PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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