Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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