Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
