And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I got inside last night via doggy door
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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