remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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