You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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