I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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