Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what if I'm pregnant?
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his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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