i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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