you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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