what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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