arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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