carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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