Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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