Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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