Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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