Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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