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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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