She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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