And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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