Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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