wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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