please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
