Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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