Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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